• bitcoinBitcoin (BTC) $ 78,070.00
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  • staked-etherLido Staked Ether (STETH) $ 2,277.47
  • dogecoinDogecoin (DOGE) $ 0.106599
  • figure-helocFigure Heloc (FIGR_HELOC) $ 1.03
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  • usdsUSDS (USDS) $ 0.999576
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  • hyperliquidHyperliquid (HYPE) $ 36.30
  • wrapped-beacon-ethWrapped Beacon ETH (WBETH) $ 2,489.47
  • leo-tokenLEO Token (LEO) $ 8.63
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  • ethena-usdeEthena USDe (USDE) $ 0.999503
  • coinbase-wrapped-btcCoinbase Wrapped BTC (CBBTC) $ 77,988.00
  • stellarStellar (XLM) $ 0.175920
  • usd1-wlfiUSD1 (USD1) $ 1.00
  • wethWETH (WETH) $ 2,291.11
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  • usdt0USDT0 (USDT0) $ 0.999368
  • suiSui (SUI) $ 1.13
  • avalanche-2Avalanche (AVAX) $ 10.06
  • daiDai (DAI) $ 0.999741
  • susdssUSDS (SUSDS) $ 1.09
  • shiba-inuShiba Inu (SHIB) $ 0.000007
  • hedera-hashgraphHedera (HBAR) $ 0.090672
  • ethena-staked-usdeEthena Staked USDe (SUSDE) $ 1.22
  • paypal-usdPayPal USD (PYUSD) $ 0.999544
  • world-liberty-financialWorld Liberty Financial (WLFI) $ 0.128416
  • tether-goldTether Gold (XAUT) $ 4,894.99
  • the-open-networkToncoin (TON) $ 1.36
  • crypto-com-chainCronos (CRO) $ 0.082492
  • rainRain (RAIN) $ 0.009451
  • memecoreMemeCore (M) $ 1.52
  • polkadotPolkadot (DOT) $ 1.51
  • uniswapUniswap (UNI) $ 3.89
  • mantleMantle (MNT) $ 0.726204
  • pax-goldPAX Gold (PAXG) $ 4,921.50
  • bitget-tokenBitget Token (BGB) $ 3.06
  • falcon-financeFalcon USD (USDF) $ 0.994213
  • aaveAave (AAVE) $ 126.26
  • bittensorBittensor (TAO) $ 194.60
  • okbOKB (OKB) $ 87.23
  • pepePepe (PEPE) $ 0.000004
  • blackrock-usd-institutional-digital-liquidity-fundBlackRock USD Institutional Digital Liquidity Fund (BUIDL) $ 1.00
  • hashnote-usycCircle USYC (USYC) $ 1.11
  • htx-daoHTX DAO (HTX) $ 0.000002
  • global-dollarGlobal Dollar (USDG) $ 0.999621
  • nearNEAR Protocol (NEAR) $ 1.19
  • jupiter-perpetuals-liquidity-provider-tokenJupiter Perpetuals Liquidity Provider Token (JLP) $ 4.08
  • ethereum-classicEthereum Classic (ETC) $ 9.67
  • syrupusdcsyrupUSDC (SYRUPUSDC) $ 1.15
  • internet-computerInternet Computer (ICP) $ 2.68
  • jito-staked-solJito Staked SOL (JITOSOL) $ 129.48
  • ripple-usdRipple USD (RLUSD) $ 0.999651
  • pump-funPump.fun (PUMP) $ 0.002478
  • aster-2Aster (ASTER) $ 0.592648
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  • pi-networkPi Network (PI) $ 0.158330
  • kelp-dao-restaked-ethKelp DAO Restaked ETH (RSETH) $ 2,419.54
  • binance-peg-wethBinance-Peg WETH (WETH) $ 2,269.53
  • ondo-financeOndo (ONDO) $ 0.281311
  • bfusdBFUSD (BFUSD) $ 0.998901
  • binance-bridged-usdc-bnb-smart-chainBinance Bridged USDC (BNB Smart Chain) (USDC) $ 0.999550
  • polygon-ecosystem-tokenPOL (ex-MATIC) (POL) $ 0.117105
  • kucoin-sharesKuCoin (KCS) $ 9.26
  • wbnbWrapped BNB (WBNB) $ 767.44
  • myx-financeMYX Finance (MYX) $ 6.25
  • hash-2Provenance Blockchain (HASH) $ 0.021308
  • gatechain-tokenGate (GT) $ 8.12
  • worldcoin-wldWorldcoin (WLD) $ 0.404094
  • ethenaEthena (ENA) $ 0.138496
  • binance-staked-solBinance Staked SOL (BNSOL) $ 112.47
  • usddUSDD (USDD) $ 0.999087
  • official-trumpOfficial Trump (TRUMP) $ 4.22
  • cosmosCosmos Hub (ATOM) $ 2.00
  • aptosAptos (APT) $ 1.27
  • rocket-pool-ethRocket Pool ETH (RETH) $ 2,649.89
  • algorandAlgorand (ALGO) $ 0.104981
  • lombard-staked-btcLombard Staked BTC (LBTC) $ 78,458.00
  • usdtbUSDtb (USDTB) $ 1.00
  • bridged-usdc-polygon-pos-bridgePolygon Bridged USDC (Polygon PoS) (USDC.E) $ 0.999708
  • kaspaKaspa (KAS) $ 0.033072
  • ignition-fbtcFunction FBTC (FBTC) $ 77,551.00
  • flare-networksFlare (FLR) $ 0.009970
  • kinetic-staked-hypeKinetiq Staked HYPE (KHYPE) $ 36.70
  • superstate-short-duration-us-government-securities-fund-ustbSuperstate Short Duration U.S. Government Securities Fund (USTB) (USTB) $ 10.98
  • syrupusdtsyrupUSDT (SYRUPUSDT) $ 1.11
  • render-tokenRender (RENDER) $ 1.56
  • midnight-3Midnight (NIGHT) $ 0.048759
  • filecoinFilecoin (FIL) $ 1.08
  • nexoNEXO (NEXO) $ 0.802932
  • arbitrumArbitrum (ARB) $ 0.135647
  • wrappedm-by-m0WrappedM by M0 (WM) $ 1.01
  • vechainVeChain (VET) $ 0.008465
  • janus-henderson-anemoy-aaa-clo-fundJanus Henderson Anemoy AAA CLO Fund (JAAA) $ 1.02
  • xdce-crowd-saleXDC Network (XDC) $ 0.037682
  • ondo-us-dollar-yieldOndo US Dollar Yield (USDY) $ 1.11
  • morphoMorpho (MORPHO) $ 1.27
  • ousgOUSG (OUSG) $ 114.17
  • mantle-staked-etherMantle Staked Ether (METH) $ 2,475.41
  • eutblSpiko EU T-Bills Money Market Fund (EUTBL) $ 1.23
  • jupiter-exchange-solanaJupiter (JUP) $ 0.196668
  • polygon-pos-bridged-dai-polygon-posPolygon PoS Bridged DAI (Polygon POS) (DAI) $ 0.999951
  • solv-btcSolv Protocol BTC (SOLVBTC) $ 77,936.00
  • bonkBonk (BONK) $ 0.000007
  • cocaCOCA (COCA) $ 1.30
  • usdaiUSDai (USDAI) $ 0.999040
  • beldexBeldex (BDX) $ 0.081262
  • liquid-staked-ethereumLiquid Staked ETH (LSETH) $ 2,400.98
  • arbitrum-bridged-wbtc-arbitrum-oneArbitrum Bridged WBTC (Arbitrum One) (WBTC) $ 78,308.00
  • clbtcclBTC (CLBTC) $ 78,896.00
  • sei-networkSei (SEI) $ 0.089279
  • wrapped-flareWrapped Flare (WFLR) $ 0.009967
  • usual-usdUsual USD (USD0) $ 1.00
  • janus-henderson-anemoy-treasury-fundJanus Henderson Anemoy Treasury Fund (JTRSY) $ 1.09
  • blockstackStacks (STX) $ 0.314845
  • dashDash (DASH) $ 43.68
  • l2-standard-bridged-weth-baseL2 Standard Bridged WETH (Base) (WETH) $ 2,270.42
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  • pancakeswap-tokenPancakeSwap (CAKE) $ 1.57
  • binance-peg-xrpBinance-Peg XRP (XRP) $ 1.60
  • renzo-restaked-ethRenzo Restaked ETH (EZETH) $ 2,450.88
  • tezosTezos (XTZ) $ 0.484448
  • ghoGHO (GHO) $ 0.999626
  • a7a5A7A5 (A7A5) $ 0.012881
  • jupiter-staked-solJupiter Staked SOL (JUPSOL) $ 119.98
  • true-usdTrueUSD (TUSD) $ 1.00
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  • tbtctBTC (TBTC) $ 78,085.00
  • fasttokenFasttoken (FTN) $ 1.09
  • arbitrum-bridged-weth-arbitrum-oneArbitrum Bridged WETH (Arbitrum One) (WETH) $ 2,291.33
  • first-digital-usdFirst Digital USD (FDUSD) $ 0.998108
  • chilizChiliz (CHZ) $ 0.043290
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  • c8ntinuumc8ntinuum (CTM) $ 0.100210
  • euro-coinEURC (EURC) $ 1.18
  • curve-dao-tokenCurve DAO (CRV) $ 0.286506
  • virtual-protocolVirtuals Protocol (VIRTUAL) $ 0.643292
  • fetch-aiArtificial Superintelligence Alliance (FET) $ 0.181920
  • lighterLighter (LIT) $ 1.64
  • usdbUSDB (USDB) $ 0.988248
  • resolv-usrResolv USR (USR) $ 0.999377
  • resolv-wstusrResolv wstUSR (WSTUSR) $ 1.13
  • lorenzo-wrapped-bitcoinLorenzo Wrapped Bitcoin (ENZOBTC) $ 78,319.00
  • gtethGTETH (GTETH) $ 2,272.20
  • doublezeroDoubleZero (2Z) $ 0.108803
  • kinesis-goldKinesis Gold (KAU) $ 157.58
  • steakhouse-usdc-morpho-vaultSteakhouse USDC Morpho Vault (STEAKUSDC) $ 1.12
  • justJUST (JST) $ 0.041898
  • layerzeroLayerZero (ZRO) $ 1.81
  • aerodrome-financeAerodrome Finance (AERO) $ 0.397140
  • injective-protocolInjective (INJ) $ 3.65
  • ether-fi-liquid-ethEther.Fi Liquid ETH (LIQUIDETH) $ 2,446.04
  • sun-tokenSun Token (SUN) $ 0.018524
  • syrupMaple Finance (SYRUP) $ 0.303947
  • sbtc-2sBTC (SBTC) $ 77,677.00
  • kaiaKaia (KAIA) $ 0.060062
  • lido-daoLido DAO (LDO) $ 0.413441
  • msolMarinade Staked SOL (MSOL) $ 139.61
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  • bitcoin-avalanche-bridged-btc-bAvalanche Bridged BTC (Avalanche) (BTC.B) $ 77,952.00

‘South Park’ Mocks Crypto Hype with New Token Joke

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'South Park' Mocks Crypto Hype with New Token Joke

Crypto has secured yet another mention on “South Park,” the iconic animated sitcom that originally premiered back in 1997.

“The Woman in the Hat,” South Park’s Season 28 premiere episode, recently poked fun at the meme coin culture.

“It’s going to be fantastic”

The episode, which recently aired on Comedy Central, features Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski launching a whimsical memecoin named “South Park Sucks Now”.

“What’s wrong with trying to make a little money while also pointing out the things that are wrong with our town,” Kyle said.

🚨 JUST IN: South Park kids launch a crypto memecoin pic.twitter.com/gb5frPSdXa

— Altcoin Daily (@AltcoinDaily) November 1, 2025

Kyle also boasted about a “really strong” crypto advisor, referring to Stan’s cousin from the East Coast.

“We need to come up with things to get people FOMO and make them ape ever harder,” the “advisor” with curly black hair and impossibly large glasses said.

The two came up with an idea to pitch a “movement” to promote a coin.

The advisor then explained that “a classic rug pull” would take just a few days to pull off. “We are going to screw a lot of people out of their money, boys. It’s going to be fantastic,” he added.

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