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  • syrupusdcsyrupUSDC (SYRUPUSDC) $ 1.14
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  • solanaWrapped SOL (SOL) $ 126.53
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  • htx-daoHTX DAO (HTX) $ 0.000002
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  • syrupusdtsyrupUSDT (SYRUPUSDT) $ 1.11
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  • rocket-pool-ethRocket Pool ETH (RETH) $ 3,437.10
  • aptosAptos (APT) $ 1.66
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  • binance-staked-solBinance Staked SOL (BNSOL) $ 138.00
  • wbnbWrapped BNB (WBNB) $ 854.52
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  • ignition-fbtcFunction FBTC (FBTC) $ 88,541.00
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  • superstate-short-duration-us-government-securities-fund-ustbSuperstate Short Duration U.S. Government Securities Fund (USTB) (USTB) $ 10.93
  • usdtbUSDtb (USDTB) $ 0.999928
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  • usddUSDD (USDD) $ 0.999525
  • wrappedm-by-m0WrappedM by M^0 (WM) $ 0.999847
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  • mantle-staked-etherMantle Staked Ether (METH) $ 3,232.94
  • beldexBeldex (BDX) $ 0.095229
  • arbitrum-bridged-wbtc-arbitrum-oneArbitrum Bridged WBTC (Arbitrum One) (WBTC) $ 88,033.00
  • ondo-us-dollar-yieldOndo US Dollar Yield (USDY) $ 1.11
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  • usdaiUSDai (USDAI) $ 1.00
  • kinetic-staked-hypeKinetiq Staked HYPE (KHYPE) $ 25.13
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  • pancakeswap-tokenPancakeSwap (CAKE) $ 1.84
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‘South Park’ Mocks Crypto Hype with New Token Joke

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'South Park' Mocks Crypto Hype with New Token Joke

Crypto has secured yet another mention on “South Park,” the iconic animated sitcom that originally premiered back in 1997.

“The Woman in the Hat,” South Park’s Season 28 premiere episode, recently poked fun at the meme coin culture.

“It’s going to be fantastic”

The episode, which recently aired on Comedy Central, features Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski launching a whimsical memecoin named “South Park Sucks Now”.

“What’s wrong with trying to make a little money while also pointing out the things that are wrong with our town,” Kyle said.

🚨 JUST IN: South Park kids launch a crypto memecoin pic.twitter.com/gb5frPSdXa

— Altcoin Daily (@AltcoinDaily) November 1, 2025

Kyle also boasted about a “really strong” crypto advisor, referring to Stan’s cousin from the East Coast.

“We need to come up with things to get people FOMO and make them ape ever harder,” the “advisor” with curly black hair and impossibly large glasses said.

The two came up with an idea to pitch a “movement” to promote a coin.

The advisor then explained that “a classic rug pull” would take just a few days to pull off. “We are going to screw a lot of people out of their money, boys. It’s going to be fantastic,” he added.

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