• bitcoinBitcoin (BTC) $ 91,176.00
  • ethereumEthereum (ETH) $ 3,097.96
  • tetherTether (USDT) $ 0.999146
  • bnbBNB (BNB) $ 903.62
  • xrpXRP (XRP) $ 2.05
  • solanaSolana (SOL) $ 138.86
  • usd-coinUSDC (USDC) $ 0.999874
  • tronTRON (TRX) $ 0.299535
  • staked-etherLido Staked Ether (STETH) $ 3,091.80
  • dogecoinDogecoin (DOGE) $ 0.136210
  • figure-helocFigure Heloc (FIGR_HELOC) $ 1.04
  • cardanoCardano (ADA) $ 0.385467
  • bitcoin-cashBitcoin Cash (BCH) $ 620.01
  • wrapped-stethWrapped stETH (WSTETH) $ 3,789.34
  • whitebitWhiteBIT Coin (WBT) $ 54.80
  • wrapped-bitcoinWrapped Bitcoin (WBTC) $ 90,737.00
  • wrapped-beacon-ethWrapped Beacon ETH (WBETH) $ 3,370.20
  • moneroMonero (XMR) $ 596.74
  • wrapped-eethWrapped eETH (WEETH) $ 3,360.02
  • usdsUSDS (USDS) $ 0.998851
  • chainlinkChainlink (LINK) $ 13.04
  • binance-bridged-usdt-bnb-smart-chainBinance Bridged USDT (BNB Smart Chain) (BSC-USD) $ 0.999669
  • leo-tokenLEO Token (LEO) $ 9.05
  • wethWETH (WETH) $ 3,090.70
  • stellarStellar (XLM) $ 0.219721
  • coinbase-wrapped-btcCoinbase Wrapped BTC (CBBTC) $ 91,095.00
  • zcashZcash (ZEC) $ 406.52
  • suiSui (SUI) $ 1.76
  • ethena-usdeEthena USDe (USDE) $ 0.999838
  • litecoinLitecoin (LTC) $ 76.29
  • avalanche-2Avalanche (AVAX) $ 13.56
  • hyperliquidHyperliquid (HYPE) $ 23.93
  • canton-networkCanton (CC) $ 0.144914
  • shiba-inuShiba Inu (SHIB) $ 0.000008
  • hedera-hashgraphHedera (HBAR) $ 0.114831
  • susdssUSDS (SUSDS) $ 1.09
  • world-liberty-financialWorld Liberty Financial (WLFI) $ 0.168680
  • usdt0USDT0 (USDT0) $ 0.998985
  • daiDai (DAI) $ 1.00
  • the-open-networkToncoin (TON) $ 1.73
  • crypto-com-chainCronos (CRO) $ 0.098844
  • ethena-staked-usdeEthena Staked USDe (SUSDE) $ 1.21
  • paypal-usdPayPal USD (PYUSD) $ 0.999782
  • usd1-wlfiUSD1 (USD1) $ 0.999675
  • polkadotPolkadot (DOT) $ 2.05
  • uniswapUniswap (UNI) $ 5.31
  • mantleMantle (MNT) $ 0.949885
  • rainRain (RAIN) $ 0.008651
  • memecoreMemeCore (M) $ 1.67
  • bittensorBittensor (TAO) $ 281.17
  • aaveAave (AAVE) $ 164.59
  • bitget-tokenBitget Token (BGB) $ 3.52
  • pepePepe (PEPE) $ 0.000006
  • tether-goldTether Gold (XAUT) $ 4,592.82
  • okbOKB (OKB) $ 110.63
  • falcon-financeFalcon USD (USDF) $ 0.996753
  • nearNEAR Protocol (NEAR) $ 1.68
  • jito-staked-solJito Staked SOL (JITOSOL) $ 173.74
  • ethereum-classicEthereum Classic (ETC) $ 12.24
  • binance-peg-wethBinance-Peg WETH (WETH) $ 3,098.39
  • pax-goldPAX Gold (PAXG) $ 4,606.21
  • blackrock-usd-institutional-digital-liquidity-fundBlackRock USD Institutional Digital Liquidity Fund (BUIDL) $ 1.00
  • pi-networkPi Network (PI) $ 0.205727
  • ethenaEthena (ENA) $ 0.215505
  • internet-computerInternet Computer (ICP) $ 3.11
  • polygon-ecosystem-tokenPOL (ex-MATIC) (POL) $ 0.155833
  • aster-2Aster (ASTER) $ 0.689044
  • htx-daoHTX DAO (HTX) $ 0.000002
  • jupiter-perpetuals-liquidity-provider-tokenJupiter Perpetuals Liquidity Provider Token (JLP) $ 4.78
  • binance-staked-solBinance Staked SOL (BNSOL) $ 152.20
  • hashnote-usycCircle USYC (USYC) $ 1.11
  • global-dollarGlobal Dollar (USDG) $ 0.999590
  • worldcoin-wldWorldcoin (WLD) $ 0.556379
  • kucoin-sharesKuCoin (KCS) $ 11.12
  • pump-funPump.fun (PUMP) $ 0.002468
  • syrupusdcsyrupUSDC (SYRUPUSDC) $ 1.15
  • ripple-usdRipple USD (RLUSD) $ 0.999801
  • bfusdBFUSD (BFUSD) $ 0.998846
  • aptosAptos (APT) $ 1.76
  • wbnbWrapped BNB (WBNB) $ 903.46
  • binance-bridged-usdc-bnb-smart-chainBinance Bridged USDC (BNB Smart Chain) (USDC) $ 0.999796
  • rocket-pool-ethRocket Pool ETH (RETH) $ 3,573.15
  • skySky (SKY) $ 0.055255
  • kaspaKaspa (KAS) $ 0.046254
  • render-tokenRender (RENDER) $ 2.38
  • ondo-financeOndo (ONDO) $ 0.387736
  • cosmosCosmos Hub (ATOM) $ 2.50
  • gatechain-tokenGate (GT) $ 10.30
  • hash-2Provenance Blockchain (HASH) $ 0.021735
  • arbitrumArbitrum (ARB) $ 0.200340
  • algorandAlgorand (ALGO) $ 0.128949
  • kelp-dao-restaked-ethKelp DAO Restaked ETH (RSETH) $ 3,278.84
  • myx-financeMYX Finance (MYX) $ 5.88
  • midnight-3Midnight (NIGHT) $ 0.066256
  • official-trumpOfficial Trump (TRUMP) $ 5.35
  • filecoinFilecoin (FIL) $ 1.46
  • bridged-wrapped-lido-staked-ether-scrollBridged Wrapped Lido Staked Ether (Scroll) (WSTETH) $ 3,776.39
  • story-2Story (IP) $ 2.94
  • lombard-staked-btcLombard Staked BTC (LBTC) $ 91,158.00
  • ignition-fbtcFunction FBTC (FBTC) $ 90,401.00
  • solv-btcSolv Protocol BTC (SOLVBTC) $ 91,092.00
  • vechainVeChain (VET) $ 0.011261
  • nexoNEXO (NEXO) $ 0.958220
  • usddUSDD (USDD) $ 0.998634
  • flare-networksFlare (FLR) $ 0.010929
  • bonkBonk (BONK) $ 0.000010
  • xdce-crowd-saleXDC Network (XDC) $ 0.046492
  • janus-henderson-anemoy-aaa-clo-fundJanus Henderson Anemoy AAA CLO Fund (JAAA) $ 1.02
  • usdtbUSDtb (USDTB) $ 1.00
  • liquid-staked-ethereumLiquid Staked ETH (LSETH) $ 3,290.90
  • mantle-staked-etherMantle Staked Ether (METH) $ 3,342.25
  • ousgOUSG (OUSG) $ 113.92
  • superstate-short-duration-us-government-securities-fund-ustbSuperstate Short Duration U.S. Government Securities Fund (USTB) (USTB) $ 10.95
  • wrappedm-by-m0WrappedM by M^0 (WM) $ 0.999786
  • sei-networkSei (SEI) $ 0.118557
  • bridged-usdc-polygon-pos-bridgePolygon Bridged USDC (Polygon PoS) (USDC.E) $ 0.999638
  • pudgy-penguinsPudgy Penguins (PENGU) $ 0.011842
  • arbitrum-bridged-wbtc-arbitrum-oneArbitrum Bridged WBTC (Arbitrum One) (WBTC) $ 90,988.00
  • clbtcclBTC (CLBTC) $ 90,700.00
  • morphoMorpho (MORPHO) $ 1.29
  • ondo-us-dollar-yieldOndo US Dollar Yield (USDY) $ 1.11
  • renzo-restaked-ethRenzo Restaked ETH (EZETH) $ 3,304.92
  • blockstackStacks (STX) $ 0.379135
  • jupiter-staked-solJupiter Staked SOL (JUPSOL) $ 161.34
  • beldexBeldex (BDX) $ 0.089831
  • usdaiUSDai (USDAI) $ 1.00
  • syrupusdtsyrupUSDT (SYRUPUSDT) $ 1.11
  • jupiter-exchange-solanaJupiter (JUP) $ 0.206957
  • virtual-protocolVirtuals Protocol (VIRTUAL) $ 0.998315
  • fetch-aiArtificial Superintelligence Alliance (FET) $ 0.281280
  • pancakeswap-tokenPancakeSwap (CAKE) $ 1.94
  • stakewise-v3-osethStakeWise Staked ETH (OSETH) $ 3,287.36
  • l2-standard-bridged-weth-baseL2 Standard Bridged WETH (Base) (WETH) $ 3,087.35
  • wrapped-flareWrapped Flare (WFLR) $ 0.010939
  • polygon-pos-bridged-dai-polygon-posPolygon PoS Bridged DAI (Polygon POS) (DAI) $ 0.999660
  • optimismOptimism (OP) $ 0.308605
  • tezosTezos (XTZ) $ 0.554082
  • eutblSpiko EU T-Bills Money Market Fund (EUTBL) $ 1.22
  • curve-dao-tokenCurve DAO (CRV) $ 0.388669
  • c8ntinuumc8ntinuum (CTM) $ 0.127026
  • arbitrum-bridged-weth-arbitrum-oneArbitrum Bridged WETH (Arbitrum One) (WETH) $ 3,097.26
  • usual-usdUsual USD (USD0) $ 0.988862
  • kinetic-staked-hypeKinetiq Staked HYPE (KHYPE) $ 24.10
  • tbtctBTC (TBTC) $ 90,792.00
  • lighterLighter (LIT) $ 2.14
  • spx6900SPX6900 (SPX) $ 0.569027
  • lido-daoLido DAO (LDO) $ 0.607436
  • chilizChiliz (CHZ) $ 0.050221
  • aerodrome-financeAerodrome Finance (AERO) $ 0.563324
  • injective-protocolInjective (INJ) $ 5.01
  • ghoGHO (GHO) $ 1.00
  • gtethGTETH (GTETH) $ 3,097.61
  • first-digital-usdFirst Digital USD (FDUSD) $ 0.999113
  • true-usdTrueUSD (TUSD) $ 0.998852
  • flokiFLOKI (FLOKI) $ 0.000050
  • dashDash (DASH) $ 38.68
  • msolMarinade Staked SOL (MSOL) $ 187.46
  • ether-fiEther.fi (ETHFI) $ 0.723982
  • fasttokenFasttoken (FTN) $ 1.09
  • celestiaCelestia (TIA) $ 0.531873
  • ether-fi-liquid-ethEther.Fi Liquid ETH (LIQUIDETH) $ 3,334.63
  • steakhouse-usdc-morpho-vaultSteakhouse USDC Morpho Vault (STEAKUSDC) $ 1.11
  • syrupMaple Finance (SYRUP) $ 0.391243
  • stader-ethxStader ETHx (ETHX) $ 3,336.14
  • the-graphThe Graph (GRT) $ 0.040786
  • newton-projectAB (AB) $ 0.004459
  • coinbase-wrapped-staked-ethCoinbase Wrapped Staked ETH (CBETH) $ 3,458.06
  • jasmycoinJasmyCoin (JASMY) $ 0.008566
  • sbtc-2sBTC (SBTC) $ 91,939.00
  • bittorrentBitTorrent (BTT) $ 0.00000042
  • wrapped-apecoinWrapped ApeCoin (WAPE) $ 0.202276
  • usdbUSDB (USDB) $ 1.00
  • riverRiver (RIVER) $ 20.75
  • starknetStarknet (STRK) $ 0.080826
  • iotaIOTA (IOTA) $ 0.095294
  • staked-aaveStaked Aave (STKAAVE) $ 162.77
  • justJUST (JST) $ 0.040379
  • doublezeroDoubleZero (2Z) $ 0.115510
  • sun-tokenSun Token (SUN) $ 0.020564
  • conflux-tokenConflux (CFX) $ 0.074635
  • ethereum-name-serviceEthereum Name Service (ENS) $ 10.07
  • bitcoin-svBitcoin SV (BSV) $ 19.19
  • wrapped-stx-velarWrapped STX (Velar) (WSTX) $ 0.378885
  • pyth-networkPyth Network (PYTH) $ 0.064594
  • gnosisGnosis (GNO) $ 139.90
  • chain-2Onyxcoin (XCN) $ 0.008717
  • dogwifcoindogwifhat (WIF) $ 0.368538
  • trust-wallet-tokenTrust Wallet (TWT) $ 0.875123
  • apenftAINFT (NFT) $ 0.00000037
  • fartcoinFartcoin (FARTCOIN) $ 0.366291
  • kaiaKaia (KAIA) $ 0.061604
  • cap-usdCap USD (CUSD) $ 1.00
  • crvusdcrvUSD (CRVUSD) $ 1.00
  • euro-coinEURC (EURC) $ 1.17
  • pendlePendle (PENDLE) $ 2.11
  • bitcoin-avalanche-bridged-btc-bAvalanche Bridged BTC (Avalanche) (BTC.B) $ 90,874.00
  • telcoinTelcoin (TEL) $ 0.003708
  • kinesis-goldKinesis Gold (KAU) $ 147.35
  • olympusOlympus (OHM) $ 21.51
  • binance-peg-dogecoinBinance-Peg Dogecoin (DOGE) $ 0.136189

Enron returns with humorous ‘nuclear egg’ parody mocking tech launches

0 298

Enron returns with humorous 'nuclear egg' parody mocking tech launches

Enron has officially embraced its role as a parody, unveiling a comedic product dubbed the “Enron Egg,” a fictitious micro-nuclear reactor.

The announcement, made on Jan. 6, marked the latest in a series of tongue-in-cheek moves by the resurrected brand, which also teased a crypto token launch.

The elaborate launch video featured a fictional CEO, Connor Gaydos, boasting that the reactor could power homes for a decade. Gaydos also joked about collaborating with FEMA to distribute the devices, adding to the outlandish nature of the presentation.

The Enron name reemerged in December 2024, with social media accounts bearing the company’s branding becoming active in the weeks leading up to the launch of the egg — hinting at grand announcements in a style reminiscent of major tech reveals.

The posts often blended humor with references to Enron’s infamous 2001 collapse — a scandal that led to one of the largest bankruptcies in US history.

Observers quickly identified the effort as satire, drawing comparisons to viral stunts by prank movements spearheaded by Gaydos, including “Birds Aren’t Real.” By exaggerating the tropes of corporate hype culture, the parody aims to critique the often bombastic nature of modern product launches.

However, the resurrected Enron has garnered mixed reactions. Some viewers welcomed the comedic nostalgia, while others, particularly former employees and investors affected by the original scandal, found the revival distasteful.

Despite the controversy, the “Enron Egg” launch continues to gain attention, resonating with audiences familiar with flashy tech rollouts.

The parody highlights the fine line between innovation and absurdity, offering a satirical take on both corporate culture and the legacy of one of the most infamous names in American business history.

Source

Leave A Reply

Your email address will not be published.